nychammer
1:40 Mon Jan 18
Re: Constipation
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Are we moving yet?
(sorry im that bored)
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El Scorchio
12:52 Mon Jan 18
Re: Constipation
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Picolax
*shudders*
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Ronald_antly
12:04 Mon Jan 18
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Sounds like you may be particularly sensitive to opioids.
If you soon have a good clearout, and everything returns to normal, then probably nothing to worry about.
However, if you have any lingering issues, then you'd be well advised to avoid opioids like the plague.
I know this from my own personal experience.
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Crassus
11:49 Sun Jan 17
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'cleaned me out like the Cameroon back 4 on Claudio caniggia'
Loved that, top work
I've had a couple of spells of morphine in my time and by Christ it's like ready mix, binds like a wrongun
They gave me some kind of oily medicine stuff with the rest at release and by fuck it worked, dropped off a boat load of baby Somalians
In my experience though, the first delivery is somewhat underwhelming, a rather dissatisfying emergence, but fear not, that little pathfinder seems to free up the pipe for the truly admirable follower - albeit, you will feel strangely violated, in Sowetto cell block style
I'd start with the fluids thing first though mate, then hit the Class A crapmeisters - good luck with it and keep us appraised
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happygilmore
11:44 Sun Jan 17
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A few cans of guinness might be a more pleasant option than moviprep.
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riosleftsock
11:39 Sun Jan 17
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McDonalds and coke, if that doesn't work, bottle of douro with some chilli chocolate
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Sniper
11:21 Sun Jan 17
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Make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil
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Agent Scud
11:10 Sun Jan 17
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Was in the hospital with pancreatitis last year and spent ten days off my tits on morphine, the side-effect was that I couldn't shit.
After having increasingly potent laxatives the nurse gave me the nuclear option.
Spent two hours pouring rotten mulligatawny soup down the pan.
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joe royal
10:56 Sun Jan 17
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Chicken vindaloo ?
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the peckham cod
10:39 Sun Jan 17
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Chinese diet tea. Holland and Barret do a similar thing. 100% works.
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Westside
9:32 Sun Jan 17
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Mate of mine is an anaesthetist.
Told me story, a while ago, a bloke was constipated and had been for ages, needed surgery to remove the blockage. Shit everywhere!
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SecondOpinion
7:20 Sun Jan 17
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Let nature take it's course and marvel at the size of the turd that will be lounging in your toilet bowl
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Hermit Road
7:11 Sun Jan 17
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“ cleaned me out like the Cameroon back 4 on Claudio caniggia in Italia 90.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Sarge
7:10 Sun Jan 17
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Cheers for the offer haller but its not the colonoscopy powders i need.
I know what you and others mean though.. when I had mine a while back these cleaned me out like the Cameroon back 4 on Claudio caniggia in Italia 90.
Prunes olives and water for now
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Lato
6:54 Sun Jan 17
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Plenty of water at least 2 litres a day and plenty fruit, Kiwi fruit doe's it for me
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Far Cough
6:44 Sun Jan 17
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PICOLAX is your friend.....or your enemy depending on how you look at it
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Hermit Road
6:42 Sun Jan 17
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I’ve had the colonoscopy and it was worth it for the laxatives alone although the sedative was a bonus too.
I love a good clear out and at the laxatives they give you for a colonoscopy induced Niagara Falls from my arse. By the time I was finished I had spring water gushing out I was that clean.
Try and get hold of that gear and your bunged up worries will be history.
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Browno22
6:41 Sun Jan 17
Re: Constipation
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Give yourself a coffee enema and then boil the prunes in that. Neck the lot and that will get your holes open
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lowermarshhammer
6:37 Sun Jan 17
Re: Constipation
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Haller, I had Moviprep prior to the camera up the arse. As someone else printed out if it's a dried out lump blockage that might not be the best first approach. Hence olive oil / prunes type approach maybe first option.
Alternatively speak to a proper doctor instead of of us dickheads.
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Swiss.
6:27 Sun Jan 17
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Syrup of figs. Thank me later.
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Hallerinthemorning
6:25 Sun Jan 17
Re: Constipation
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I has a colonoscopy cancelled due to COVID restrictions last week and have loads of the powerful laxative sitting here that they make you take before you go in for it.. obviously dont need it now. If u DM me ur address I'll courier it to you genuinely.
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